Anal Trump – That Makes Me Smart

So, I’m breaking from the normal format to cover a recent purchase that would have fallen a little earlier in this series, and that is the digital release ‘That Makes Me Smart’ by Anal Trump. A 30 track, three minute, grindcore extravaganza.


I first became aware of this “bands” existence yesterday when my cousin’s son posted the Bandcamp link on FB. I loved the name of the project, and after listening to about 10 songs (which took less than a minute) and saw some of the song titles, I was sold. I immediately went to the Bandcamp page and gave them two dollars for the digital download. If they hadn’t sold out of all their titles on vinyl I would have bought one of those too.


For those of you who aren’t familiar with the sub-genre grindcore, it essentially a tiny burst of chaotic noise, in many cases programmed drums at insane BPM’s, fast simple riffs, and a little bit of growling or screaming that may or may not contain actual words. Usually, these songs are no more than a few seconds, minute tops. A lot of grindcore albums I’ve heard, usually there are goofy movie samples in between songs. It’s not a genre for everyone, and I’m not sure if I know a single person that takes the form seriously. It’s usually intended as a joke, that’s fun to make and fun to listen to for a minute or two. At least that’s my take on the genre.


For ‘That Makes Me Smart’ I have no idea if there are actual words being screamed during these songs. Most songs are a few seconds long and I can’t tell if they’re just saying the song titles or not. In some cases, it doesn’t sound like they’re saying anything. For this release, there are no samples in between songs. The song titles are simply quotes from Donald Trump or something he or his basket of deplorable’s might be known to say. I think they’re hilarious. Just look at the song titles and songs lengths:


  1. You Gotta Treat Em Like Shit 00:03
  2. PTSD Is Gay 00:03
  3. Some Mexicans Aren’t Rapists 00:06
  4. I Like The Soldiers Who DON’T Get Captured 00:05
  5. My Daughter Is A Piece Of Ass 00:05
  6. Poor People Are Too Stupid To Get A Loan From Their Parents 00:09
  7. There’s My African American! 00:13
  8. Blood Coming Out Of Her Wherever 00:03
  9. Mexican Judges Don’t Count 00:01
  10. Journalism Is Gay 00:06
  11. I’d Date My Daughter 00:05
  12. Grab Em By The Pussy 00:08
  13. Take His Coat 00:07
  14. Breast Feeding Is Gay 00:05
  15. Ted Nugent Is Cool 00:02
  16. Dave Mustaine Is Cool 00:03
  17. Trump Tower Has The Best Taco Bowls 00:07
  18. Poll Watcher 00:10
  19. Some Things Saddam Hussein Did Well 00:18
  20. Changing Diapers Is Gay 00:03
  21. Build That Wall 00:08
  22. Alex Jones Is Smart 00:05
  23. I’m In Astonishingly Excellent Health 00:09
  24. Stay In Your Pens 00:04
  25. 911 Was Inconvenient For Me, Personally 00:04
  26. Make America Great Again 00:03
  27. Nobody Respects Women More Than Me 00:01
  28. Harriet Tubman Is, Like, A 3 00:07
  29. I Demand An Apology! 00:03
  30. That Makes Me Smart! 00:06


In the time, it took me to copy and paste those songs titles, and clean up the spacing I have listened to the band’s entire catalog on Bandcamp, twice!


Judging by information provided on Bandcamp, I’m thinking ‘That Makes Me Smart’ was this band’s first release. They have since put out two more ‘To All the Broads I’ve Nailed Before’ and ‘If You Thought Six Million Jews Was A Lot Of People, You Should’ve Seen My Inauguration’. The latter two titles do use some of our tiny handed Cheeto in Chiefs quotes in between songs. Plus, there seems to be a somewhat of an evolution in the band’s sound, with each new release. I’m curious to see if they continue to progress and release new music throughout the year. As someone who has toyed with the grindcore genre, it doesn’t take a lot of work to produce one song. I’ve written, recorded and released entire EPs with videos in an afternoon. So, I’m curious to see how long they keep this up. If they will put new material every couple of months or not. I hope they do.


Now, who is Anal Trump? I did a little bit of digging and I found that it’s a side project of Joe Crow Ryan and Cattle Decapitations Travis Ryan. The project seems to be of satirical nature. But they are making a political statement and putting their dark humor to good causes. For the second release ‘To All The Broads I’ve Nailed Before’, all the proceeds go toward Planned Parenthood, and their most recent release ‘If You Thought Six Million Jews Was A Lot Of People, You Should’ve Seen My Inauguration’ proceeds going toward the ACLU. Now that I know that, I may have to go ahead and buy the digital copies of both those records, sadly the physical presses have already sold out.


So, if you’re interested in some silly short bursts of noise, think our president in an asswipe, and want to help support two organizations that help millions of people that are under attack, head over to Anal Trumps Bandcamp page and throw em’ a few bucks. Totally worth it in my opinion.


Anthrax – Anthems

Ok folks, this is it, the final Anthrax CD in my collection. I’m not sure when the next review will be, but it will for a different band. For our final Anthrax title, we’re revisiting 2013 Extended play ‘Anthems’ a short EP featuring several 1970’s classic rock songs. This would be the last Anthrax release to feature the production and lead guitar talents of Rob Caggiano, who would leave the band shortly after the CD’s release to resume his production career (though weeks later would he would join Volbeat, a position he maintains to this day). It would also be the last Anthrax new release I would purchase on CD.


Initially, I bought the CD because I read they were covering a Rush song, ‘Anthems’ that alone was enough for me to preorder it online. When I first got it, I loved it, for about a week, and haven’t listened to it since. Even though their performances of these songs are spot on, it’s novelty wore off quickly.


Since I’ve already reviewed CD, I’m just going to barrow from that the rest of this post.


“Upon first listen, I was really into it, the opening track being Rush’s ‘Anthem’ is simply awesome, almost perfect I would say. But the following song AC/DC’s ‘T.N.T.’ sort of turned me off. Not that their version isn’t good, it’s great, but out of all the classic Bon Scott era AC/DC songs they could have covered, they chose the most over played and radio killed song out there. From what I understand, I guess vocalist Joey Belladonna really wanted to do that song, and he does a great job, which is not something I can say for every song on here. But right after ‘TNT’, they redeem themselves with Boston’s ‘Smokin” which is well, smokin’. Seriously it’s awesome, check it out some time.


For the next two songs, we get a Journey and Cheap Trick song, which are kind of iffy to me. I like their version of the Journey song ‘Keep on Runnin’ though it doesn’t really fit their sound. Musically it’s good, but vocally it’s a little bit out of Joey’s current range, which ain’t what it used to be. The Cheap Trick song ‘Big Eye’s’ I really have nothing nice to say about. I don’t care for the original version, and Anthrax doesn’t do much to improve it for me.


The final cover of this short EP is Thin Lizzy’s ‘Jail Break’, which is good at times, and not so great at others. Again, this song has been totally killed by classic rock radio for me, so I don’t think I would have chosen this song to record and release. Thin Lizzy has so many other great songs, I think they could have picked something a bit more rockin’ and obscure to do instead. But they by no means kill it in the negative sense; their version is quite good, I’m just sick of the song itself.”


There are also a couple versions of the song ‘Crawling’ from the ‘Worship Music’ record. That song is what it is. It’s not the best song from that album, and I’m not sure why they would choose to include it with a remix version on this disc. But they did. I guess because it’s probably the most radio friendly song from that album cycle. In a way that makes sense, but not really.


And that’s it for this CD. I thought about perhaps maybe doing an Anthrax overview as part of this review. But someone I haven’t seen in 6 months just walked in the door, so I’m just going wrap this up and hang out with my friend. I might do that overview later.


(Random fact, ‘Anthems’ was released 4 years ago today.)

Anthrax – Worship Music

I promise you, we’re almost done with Anthrax. Just a couple more titles to go before we wrap them up. Which is good, even though I’ve enjoyed revisiting these records, I’m kind of running out of things to say about the band. But then again at the same time, there are things I haven’t mentioned about them yet because they just didn’t fit with the format or where the review was heading at the time I was writing it. Perhaps I’ll do a separate wrap up post about them after finishing their catalog.


Anyway, today we’re checking out Anthrax’s 2011 record ‘Worship Music’ their first studio record since 2003 ‘We’ve Come for You All’ and the first studio album with Joey Belladonna back on vocals.


‘Worship Music’ was nearly 4 years in the making with many twist and turns, mainly due to vocalist issues. Though they started writing for the record in 2008, I would say the story goes back a few years before that, to 2005 when Anthrax did their first reunion tour with Joey Belladonna and Dan Spitz. It’s a rather meandering story and I’ll do my best to try and assemble it for you, relying mainly on Wikipedia and my memory of various interviews I read and saw between 2005 and 2011.


Anyway according to many interviews I’ve seen with Scott Ian around 2006 and 2007, the idea to reunited with the classic line (Scott Ian, Frank Bello, Charlie Benante, Dan Spitz, Joey Belladonna) started when Pantera guitarist Dimebag Darrell was murdered on stage in December of 2004, (though Wikipedia states the idea was considered a few years before that) Upon losing his close friend, Ian began to think about bridging the gap with Joey Belladonna and Dan Spitz, not wanting to lose a chance to bury the hatchet and make amends with his former bandmates. So, the idea of a tour featuring both vocalists was floated. Understandably Jon Bush was not into that idea at all. Who could blame him, he stuck with the band during their darkest years and did a great job. But if you were to split the set up between the two vocalists, who would care about his portion of the set. So, Bush ended up leaving the band at this point, and Joey Belladonna stepped in and did the ‘Among the Living’ 20th Anniversary tour, along with former guitarist Dan Spitz.


But once that tour was over Belladonna and Spitz weren’t willing to fully rejoin the band. The problem was Jon Bush didn’t really want to come back either. So, it would seem as if the band shot themselves in the foot, and were without a vocalist. Eventually ‘We’ve Come for You All’ guitarist and producer Rob Caggiano stepped back in, bringing along his friend Dan Nelson to take over the vocals. At this point, the band started writing for ‘Worship Music’ with Nelson contributing vocals and lyrics. But then it was announced that Nelson was let go due to health issues, though he claims he was fired. So, in comes back Jon Bush to fill in for a handful of shows. So now the band started to rework some of the ‘Worship Music’ material with Jon Bush in mind. But then Bush decided he didn’t want to recommit to Anthrax and permanently left the band. At this point, Belladonna was asked to rejoin, which he agreed. So once again, the already written material for the record needed to be tweaked with Belladonna in mind. Eventually, the band would rewrite some songs, write new songs, or just used the already completed material with Joey singing and ‘Worship Music’ finally completed in April of 2011. It only took four years and three singers to get there!


Now before I get to the record itself I want to spend a minute or two with Joey Belladonna. In the years, in between 2003 and 2011 Anthrax would release several live albums and greatest hits type compilations, all featuring Belladonna. The first one I heard was ‘Alive 2: The Music’ DVD which featured the classic line up, including Dan Spitz, and it was the first time I heard Belladonna’s voice in over ten years, and I thought it was awful. For those of you who know and love the 80’s records, you know Joey had a pretty good vocal range and hit some high notes here and there. But his ten-year absence was not kind to his voice. One he needed to sing the in a much lower register, which is common with a vocalist as they get older, but he also sang with a completely different tone and style. I have no idea how to describe it exactly, but his new singing style was annoying as hell, and just didn’t sound right. Ultimately, I criticized the band for choosing to go with him over Jon Bush, whose voice still sounded great.


But since I still loved the band I tried to be as generous as possible with Belladonna. Perhaps it was simply because he hadn’t been singing full time in years and as he performed with the band more, he’d sound better and get back his range to some extent. But as live record after live record came out I didn’t hear any improvement in his voice. So, when it was announced ‘Worship Music’ was finally coming out, I was a little luke warm about it.


But I did buy it the day it came out, actually the day before, and I have to say I was rather impressed with the entire record, and found Joey’s voice, though not what it used to be, wasn’t that bad. His performance was much better these new songs. I still thought it would have been better with Jon Bush and thought the album felt like it was written with him in mind. But Belladonna held his own on this record and did a great job.


Musically, ‘Worship Music’ feels like it the band had finally come full circle and learned from all their past musical mistakes and put out their first true Anthrax record in 21 years. Not that it sounds anything like ‘Among the Living’, but it does sound a lot more like a proper Anthrax record than any of the Jon Bush records, and it’s not just because of the vocals, (remember most the music was written before Belladonna rejoined the band). Though all the Jon Bush records maintained an element of the bands thrash roots, it was their forays into other genres that defined those records. With ‘Worship Music’ the band seemed to strip away all those rock and nu metal ideas and went back to writing thrash metal again. It sounds as if they finally found a way to strike a balance between their classic sound that made them famous and some of the ideas they explored during the 90’s. The result a solid record by a veteran thrash metal band. Not a mind blowing record, not an innovating record, not ground breaking record, but a solid record nonetheless, that sounds like what you would expect Anthrax to sound like 30 years into their career.

Anthrax – The Greater of Two Evils

It’s a little slow going for me today. I’m still a little sore and tired from working the Sunn O))) show last night, one of the strangest and loudest shows I ever worked in my life. But this isn’t a Sunn O))) review, it’s an Anthrax review, so let’s talk about them.


So, today’s CD is Anthrax’s 2004 compilation disc ‘The Greater of Two Evil’s’ which is essentially a “live” in the studio record of the 2004 line up of the band performing songs from the Neil Turbin and Joey Belladonna era of the band. Fans voted on the band’s website which songs they would cover, once the score was tallied up, the band went into the studio and recorded the record in two days. The result being a fresh take on many of the classic songs.


I first heard this CD not too long after it came out, perhaps six months after its release. After seeing the band in 2003 and being impressed with Jon Bush’s take on the classic tunes I was interested in checking it out. I must say I was not disappointed. In fact, for quite a while this was my favorite Anthrax CD. I loved Jon Bush’s voice on these classic tunes, I liked the raw production of the album, and the track list reminded me of how much I really loved these older songs. I never thought about until now, but I’d say this CD was the catalyst that led to me going back and buying every Anthrax record I grew up with and buying pretty much everything they put out after that. Except for ‘Attack of The Killer B’s’, every Anthrax CD covered in this series I bought or re-bought after I fell in love with this CD.


But if I’m to be perfectly honest here, prior to this series I don’t think I’ve listened to this CD in at least 7 or 8 years. Once I started buying up all the original album again, my interest in this album faded. Why listen to greatest hits collection of a handful of songs from each album, when you can listen to the entire original album? At least that’s how my brain works. That’s not to say I’m not totally loving listening to this CD as I write this, but at the same time, it’s sort of making me want to hear the proper version of the songs. Right now, the song ‘Among the Living’ is playing, and I must admit I want to hear Joey’s voice more than Jon’s.


Which is kind of interesting saying for over a decade I have insisted that Josh Bush’s was the better vocalist and his version of these songs are better than the originals? But now I’m not sure if I still feel that way. Maybe it’s because when I bought this CD I was more open to the idea of the reinterpretations of these classic tunes. But have since gone back and have been reacquainted with the originals and these new versions don’t feel quite the same to me anymore.


Or perhaps it’s simply how much I like the original albums. Songs from ‘Spreading the Disease’ and ‘Among the Living’ don’t sound quite right to me. But those are my favorite two albums that I have listened to more than any other Anthrax records. Right now, ‘Keep it the Family’ from ‘Persistence of Time’, a record I never cared for, and I’m finding I like this version much better than the original. The same goes for the songs from ‘Fistful of Metal’ and ‘State of Euphoria’, I like these versions a little bit more. Since starting this series I have had the song ‘Belly of the Beast’ occasionally running through my head, and though I have listened to Belladonna’s versions more than Bush’s, it’s Jon Bush’s voice I hear in my head. What’s any of this mean? Who knows?


‘The Greater of Two Evils’ would be the last record with Jon Bush on lead vocals. Within a year, the band would reunite with Joey Belladonna and Dan Spitz for a tour. Sparking a bit of turmoil within the band. For the next four or five years, they would bounce back and forth between Belladonna and Bush, and even have a completely new guy step in for a while, before finally landing on Joey Belladonna. That story in and of itself is rather interesting, which we’ll save for tomorrow.


So, to wrap this up, I personally love this CD and had been known to try and make anyone who would listen to me check it out. But I understand why somebody who is a fan of the classic line might not care for or even be interested in hearing it. The original records were nearly perfect, to begin with, why bother with re-recording them? In the past, I would have been willing to defend this record more, and insist that these versions are better. But now I’d just say that they’re simply different, and worth checking out at least once, but I wouldn’t spend too much energy on trying to sell it like I would have 10 years ago. Take that for whatever it’s worth.

Anthrax – Music of Mass Destruction

So, it’s been a few days, but we’re picking up where we left off with Anthrax’s 2nd live record, ‘Music of Mass Destruction’, recorded during the 2003 ‘We’ve Come for You All’ tour. This would is the one and only live record to feature Jon Bush on vocals and his second to the last release to be featured on with the band. In many ways, it’s is my favorite album from his time with Anthrax, particularly the DVD release. It was the songs featured on this release that got me interested in exploring the Jon Bush records. In fact, it was seeing the band live during this tour which sparked my interest in revisiting this band in the first place.


As I’ve mentioned numerous times in this series I worked with Anthrax for their show at Metropol in the summer of 2003. Though I still technically liked the band, I hadn’t bothered to check any of their records in nearly 10 years at that point. And though I may have played my cassette copies of ‘Spreading the Disease’ or ‘Among the Living’ once or twice through the late 90’s, I never gave the band much thought. They were simply just a band from middle and high school years that I didn’t think about anymore. So I can’t say I was particularly excited that I was going to be working one of their shows. I seem to remember being skeptical about whether Jon Bush could sing Joey Belladonna’s songs. Their voices were so different I just couldn’t picture Bush doing to those songs justice.


So anyway, the day of the show finally arrives and for the most part, it’s a typical day at work for me. We load sound in first, then Anthrax’s crew shows up and we load them in. I don’t remember there being anything special about the load in. I seem to remember the crew being cool and easy to work with, and them not having too much stuff. In this business, if you can’t remember anything about loading in a band or dealing with their crew, chances are it went smoothly and was an easy enough day.


The only thing that sort of stood out during load in was briefly meeting Scott Ian. It wasn’t like we had much of an exchange, he just got off the bus and came into the venue and said hi to all of us stage hands and thanked us for helping as he walked by. But what stood out for me was how short he was. He’s shorter than me, in fact, almost the whole band was. That may sound weird, but it was one of the first times I met a band I grew up with, and I guess I always pictured them as being taller. Aside from that, there isn’t too much to talk about with the load in.


Opening the show was Lacuna Coil, a band that I was somewhat into at the time and I was more interested in seeing them than I was Anthrax. Again, I don’t really remember there being much of an issue with getting them in and on stage.


Eventually, the show started, Lacuna Coil played their set, which was good, and we started to load them out. Due to limitations of space, we pretty much loaded all their gear out into the street and broke everything down out there. That was pretty much the case for most opening bands at this venue. Sometimes it sucked, sometimes it was ok. Anyway, while we were finishing up with Lacuna Coil’s trailer I could hear Anthrax start their set. The opened with a tune I didn’t know, (What Doesn’t Die), but they sounded good. The second song, ‘Got the Time’, I did know, but couldn’t really judge because I was busy packing a trailer. By the time were done we could go back inside and watch Anthrax’s set, they were on to their 3rd song, ‘Caught in a Mosh’, one of my favorite by them. I remember walking in just as they were going into the first chorus and being blown away with how awesome it sounded. My worries about Jon Bush being able to sing Joey Belladonna’s songs evaporated. Not only was he nailing it, he was doing a better job. In that moment, I was sold on Jon Bush and became a fan.


Amway the rest of the set was pretty much of mixture of songs from the band’s entire catalog. They played at least a song or two off every record except for ‘Spreading the Disease’. Overall, they did favor the Jon Bush era, and the new record, but at the same time they pulled out a song from ‘Fistful of Metal’ and their cover of ‘Bring the Noise’. They really did their best to play a little bit of something for everyone, no matter what era or singer you preferred, you got at least one song for you. As to be expected, they performed everything to near perfection. They were tight as hell, full of energy, and engaged the crowd between every song. Even one of the door guys working the show, who was not a metal head at all admitted to me they were great and highly entertaining.


Unfortunately, the load did not go as uneventful as the load in. Thanks to one of my useless co-workers, we nearly dropped Frank Bello’s rack’s, worth tens of thousands of dollars, off the ramp. It was saved only by me and another stage hands effort to stop it from falling. Plus, the runner for the show decided to get all fucked up during the show and got into an argument with some of Anthrax’s guys and broke a beer bottle on the stage. Needless to say, it was a bad vibe during load out. Which is a shame because it didn’t need to be that way. Anthrax’s guys were cool and didn’t deserve to have their equipment destroyed, or their bus driver killed because the runner was all fucked up. Thankfully none of the happened, but the potential was there. Ultimately, I walked away from that gig embarrassed by the actions of a some of my co-workers.


Remember in one of my earlier posts when I said I wanted to ask Charlie Benante about getting hit in the head with a cup at the Clash of the Titan show? Well, the best chance I had for that happened that night. I found myself walking with Charlie out of the venue and down the street for a few minutes. He was walking toward his bus, and I don’t remember where I was going. Anyway, we were walking next to each, not saying anything, and I was so tempted to ask him about that show. But I chickened out. Oh well.


So anyway, ‘Music of Mass Destruction’ was a CD/DVD release for that tour I worked, and it pretty much the exact same set they played that night. Which is why I can remember it so well. Essentially, it’s a greatest hits record covering their entire career at that point. If I were to recommend someone just one record from the Jon Bush years it would be this album. You get the best songs from his time with the band, plus killer versions of the classic songs. Though the CD is great, I prefer the DVD because there is at least a half hour or more music on it. Most of the extra songs cover the classic tunes, including a killer version of ‘Bring the Noise’. Unfortunately, this record came out on Sanctuary records and isn’t available on Spotify and is somewhat hard to find. But the DVD is available in full on YouTube. So, if you’re interested you can check it out there.

Anthrax – Summer 2003 EP

So, I have a little bit of an oddball title today, Anthrax’s 2003 EP simply titled ‘Summer 2003’, which is essentially just the single for the song ‘Safe Home’ from the record ‘We’ve Come for You All’ with a collection of classic rock cover songs the band had been recording through the mid to late 90’s. To be honest it’s sort of a throwaway disc to me and I debated whether I really wanted to cover it all in this series. But I still own it, it’s on my CD shelf still, so I may as well give it it’s fair airing and move on.


As you may have gathered by now I tend to go to Wikipedia as a source to supplement what I may or may not know about any given record. The Wikipedia entry for this CD is rather short, so I figured I may as well just steal that entry verbatim so you can have the information.


Per Wikipedia:


“…’Summer 2003′ is an EP by the heavy metal band Anthrax released in 2003 by Nuclear Blast. It was an exclusive at Nuclear Blast mailorder and was released as an EP and as a “2 for 1” with the 2003 album We’ve Come for You All. It features the bonus cover tracks from the 2001 remasters of ‘Sound of White Noise’ and ‘Stomp 442’, as well as the radio version of “Safe Home”. This is Anthrax’s last released album featuring Paul Crook on lead guitar.”


Aside from that what else do you need to know? Ok, maybe you wanna know what songs are covered, who did the originals and what I think about them. Fine:


  1. Safe Home (Radio Edit)” (Anthrax original) – Meh.
  2. Grunt & Click (Anthrax original) – Meh.
  3. Dethroned Emperor (Celtic Frost cover) – I’ve heard worse covers.
  4. Celebrated Summer (Hüsker Dü cover) – Not feelin’ it.
  5. Watchin’ You (Kiss cover) – Kinda kicks ass in my opinion.
  6. Auf Wiedersehen (Cheap Trick cover) – Meh.
  7. Cowboy Song (Thin Lizzy cover) – Not bad, I like the original better.
  8. London (The Smiths cover) – Meh.


If my memory serves me correctly I think I probably bought this CD around 2007 or 2008, though it could have been sooner. Obviously, it didn’t make that much of an impression on me. I think I played it once or twice at the time and it has since sat on my shelf collecting dust*. Throughout this series, I have listened to several songs from this CD’s as they popped up on Spotify, and the other day I played the CD along with a few other Anthrax CD’s while I was lying in bed reading. But today’s spin is literally the first time in ten years that I intentionally played this CD, and will most likely be the last time. The only reason I haven’t gotten rid of the disc is because who’s going to buy it? It really can’t be worth anything. I think I only paid a few dollars for it, so it’s not like I’m going to get much if I were to sell it. So, until I decide to take the plunge and sell off my entire CD collection, this CD will sit on the shelf collecting dust.


So yeah, that’s the whole ‘Summer 2003’ EP in a nutshell. There really isn’t much more I can say about it. I bought during a time I was interested in owning everything the band put out. Didn’t care for it when I got it, listened to it maybe 4 times total and would have sold it by now if I thought I could get anything for it. That’s it. Tomorrow’s CD/DVD is much better. Stay tuned


*When I say, a CD is on my shelf collecting dust, I’m really going for effect. Truth is, every CD I’ve bought since 2007 is sitting on a shelf collecting dust. Ever since I got my first iPod in 2007, every CD I have purchased rarely gets played in a CD player. Usually what happens is, I buy it, bring it home and rip into my computer, and then listen to it on my iPod or through iTunes on the computer. When I was living with my parents between 2009 – 2015, occasionally I would loan a CD to a friend who would do the same thing. But for the most part, every CD I own is collecting dust and taking up space. Which is why I have been contemplating selling them off the last few years. But I just bring myself to do it.

Anthrax – We’ve Come For You All

So today we visit Anthrax’s 2003 record ‘We’ve Come for You All’ the first record to feature lead guitarist Rob Caggiano and last record with vocalist Jon Bush. Though he’ll appear on a few more titles in this series, this will be his last studio album I cover in this series.

Though it would be a couple of years after this record’s release before I heard and owned, I was aware of this record’s existence when it came out. Mainly because I worked as a stagehand at Metropol for this tour. It was that show that would be responsible for rekindling my love for this band. Though I have plenty to say about that show, I will be covering a live record from that tour in a few days so I will save those stories for that post.

So anyway, I quick look on Wikipedia reveals that this would is Anthrax’s lowest charting record in their entire career, topping at 122 on the Billboard chart in the US. It only sold 10,000 units its first week and has since only sold 62,000 copies worldwide in the last 13 years since its release. I dug a little but couldn’t find similar figures for any of their previous albums, but I would be willing to bet that they probably sold more copies of ‘Persistence of Time’ and ‘Sound of White Noise’ in their first month than this record has in its entire history.

Of course, those earlier records were released before the whole downloading thing wiped out record sales for pretty much everyone except the biggest of the biggest names in the music industry. But it also speaks toward the low stature the band had during this period. The whole classic rock revival for the “Big Four” thrash bands was still a few years away. They’d been struggling to find a solid record company to get behind them. The label this record was released on, Sanctuary Records, was sort of known for buying up bands with established histories and just trying to milk them for what they were worth without investing too much in any given artist. (None of the Anthrax records released on Sanctuary Records are available on Spotify) Also, you need to factor in that most of the metal that was popular at the time was Nu metal bands like Linkin Park, Korn, and Slipknot and Anthrax’s thrash metal/rock hybrid just wasn’t in flavor at the time. And as Scott Ian put it at the time, they hadn’t done much in nearly 6 years, so it’s no surprise this record didn’t do as well as one would hope it would have.

But here is the thing, the relative obscurity of the record and poor sales is no indication of the quality of the record. In fact, it’s the exact opposite, in my opinion ‘We’ve Come for You All’ is by far and above the best record of the Jon Bush era and is the artistic realization of the sound they’d been searching for since ‘Persistence of Time’. It was with this record that they perfected the rock/metal hybrid sound started on ‘Sound of White Noise’. With Rob Caggiano production skills, all the electronic elements they’d experimented with in the past finally found their proper space. And most importantly gone were all the oddball forays into genre’s that simply didn’t fit this band. Simply put ‘We’ve Come for You All’ is everything the three previous records tried to be. It is the perfect representation on of what this band was about in 2003 with this lineup. That’s why it’s such a shame this record didn’t get nearly as much respect as I feel it should have gotten.

Usually, in reviews like this, where it’s an album I love so much, yet no one else seems to know or care about, it’s tempting to list off several songs as highlights to try and convince you of the merits of the record. But for real, I love every song on this record, and can’t pick just one or two. But I’m going to try and make that list anyway. If you want something closer to the old-school thrash metal sound, ‘What Doesn’t Die’, ‘Nobody Knows Anything’, ‘Strap It On’, and ‘Black Dahlia’ will provide you with that. Maybe you want a little bit more of straight forward rock or metal groove, ‘Refuse to Be Denied’, ‘Cadillac Rock Box’, and ‘Taking the Music Back’ has got you covered. Maybe you’re basic and want a radio friendly tune or two, well you have ‘Safe Home’ and ‘Anyplace but Here’ to satisfy that taste. If you’re metal and rock fan, this record really has just about anything you need except for a power ballad, the last couple of record proved that isn’t Anthrax’s bag. Aside from that this record has it all and I can’t recommend it enough.